Hai Bae

I've probably already used that post title, but oh well.

So, what's up? I started school, (seen in my last post) but um not much else. 

I started a youtube collab channel with my friends : Wallflower Gals ~Hai! is what you look up for my "video"

Okay enough updates, here's my storytime(s) for the post

Storyone: Failure.. that's the title

So, (I laughed so hard at myself for this btw)
In  my history/ss class we have this "tradition" of clapping for someone when they handout papers to the class... and I hate it when people clap for me or like sing happy birthday to me in PUBLIC *shivers down my spine. So anyways my teacher asked me to hand out the hw. Ugh. and Ew. (lol) but then everyone started clapping for me, and um. I was like "can you make them stop?" and stuff like "I'm gonna drop the papers," stuff like that. So i get the papers and everyone is clapping, and all that jazz, and stupid hand lotion I had put on before, caused me to drop, the like hundreds of papers. (lol) and when I dropped them, I tried to catch them, I ended up bending, not a little, not some,like a lot of them. *insert laughing emoji here.

And there is *one of my failures for ya. 


Now here are some stories and embarrassing things that happen to me on a daily basis:

~my friend talking about something my parents don't know about in front of them
~then trying to cover it up (terribly, like so bad it makes me cry)
~choking on my spit (like every 5 min)
~walking in a ditch or a hole 
~stuttering
~making AWKWARD AWKWARD AWKWARD AWKWARD AWKWARD AWKWARD AWKWARD AWKWARD AWKWARD AWKWARD AWKWARD AWKWARD AWKWARD AWKWARD AWKWARD AWKWARDx10 eye contact with other people
~being awkward (that=life)


And yeah, so that's it!

~Ali Jones

New School Year, New You! :)

Haaiiiii! (my fancy way of saying hey) 

I got my chromebook, finally. It's from my school tho, but it's cool. 

So my school started a while ago. Wbu? What's up? 

I'm gonna start a new youtube channel with my baes (my besties). No clue on the names. Ideas? I got none (insert laughing emoji here) It'll be a collab channel. 

I'm over obsessed with 5 Seconds of Summer. No joke. Its crazy. I love them so much. What bands do you like? 

I'll post more since I got this computer. 

(Back to the Post title)


SO school started. I'll prob make a youtube vid on it, even though it will be little late on the topic. But school. Who likes it? Very few people. For many it's just a place to socilize. Which it is. But don't let it get in the way of actual school work. 

Here are some topics on starting school! :)



Shopping: 
We all do BTS shopping, whether it's for school supplies, clothes, or anything else. Get everything you need, and to be prepared. Don't forget to catch sales!

Clothing:
School dress codes. I can't stand them. My gym teacher is like "no jeans" and then I find out that we can't wear leggings. Wait, what? (laughing emoji)

I also have freakishly long arms, and we can't wear shorts shorter than when where are arms are. uncool.

Habits: 
It's good to have habits. Like waking up early, or having a bedtime or homework routine. Waking up early though. We hate it. I always wake up late. It's terrible.

Socializing:
And socializing. Some of us are the popular cheerleaders. Others are the fangirls who are on their laptops until 3 in the morning. Guess which one I am? None. Those are just labels. You are you. And I am me. Remember that. As some of us get bullied, it's important not to lose who you are. I may sound cheesy but it's true. 

Kk, that's all for now!

~Alissa Jones

For the 5SOS fans!!

Check out the 5SOS theme I created for Chrome!!!

5 Seconds of Summer 1.0 Theme

The Summer

SO, this summer I am finally getting a new laptop. My laptop that I have right now, I have had since I was 8 years old... I'm twelve now. It's a great computer, obviously it's lasted like four years. But living in the moment (meaning at the moment), I am watching Pretty Little Liars, and blogging(obviously). I have like 6 more days of schools, with two more finals- science and math... yay. I'm so ready for SUMMER! I going to spend a week in nature with no technology and a whole lotta bugs (shivers). 

Speaking of which I stayed after school yesterday and sat at the elementary school's playground area. I was sitting with some friends in the grass, where there was a lot of bugs. Like a lot. And all of the sudden my friends were like "Alissa, do you feel that?" and then they started screaming. A HUGE SPIDER was crawling up my back, and I SCREAMED!!! Anyways I just found this in my drafts from like a month ago and I'm too lazy to reread it and proof read it, so sorry if there's any mistakes...#lazy

~Alissa Jones

Logs of Life

So, my computer started working again... sorta. Right now I'm blogging (obviously), and am looking through my journal from 2012 to now. I was hilarious then, and now(it took me forever to spell hilarious). But I would misspell or write sloppily and instead of saying "Life hurts," I would read it as "Life norts." But the point is, that I remember obsessing over my first crush, my parents divorce, Christmas, ect. So, I think it's important to keep a record of things whether it's a diary or a journal (yes there's a difference) or a blog or anything else, because when you're older and get a concussion(that's another story/blog post), and it ruins your memory, these logs of life are important to have. 

~Alissa Jones

P.S I finally found the squiggly hyphen thingy :)

PPS: that's my journal! 😏

The week(s)

The Day:

So last week I went to California in order to go to the beach and DisneyLand. I missed a full week of school, sooooo now it's catching up to me. But Disneyland was fun. I finally apologized to jerk #2, and only #2, 'cus we don't like #1. Anyways, something really bad happened tone off my best friends. AND I'm going to the police station tomorrow and  telling them what I know. My friend told me and Zoe, this friend will not be named, but she told us something really bad that would put her in danger, and after told us not to tell anyone, even adults. So what did I do? I told our school's guidance counselor and psychologist. I missed my four morning classes and then left later that day at fifth period. My friend went home too, and we didn't go to school today [Friday]. 

The Quote:
"Change your thoughts and you can change the world" was today's quote.:) 

The Realization:
So, I thought and realized, if you know someone told you not to do or tell anyone about their problem, and it could put them in danger then go with what you think. Be Brave.

The Struggle:
So, you sorta saw one of my struggles in my realization, but I have another struggle. And most teenagers have it too, maybe adults too. I always prepare for something I know I could mess  up, when it's not important. Andthat always makes me mess it up. Ugh.

The Answer:
Don't prepare. "Just do it"-Nike. Just wing it.

-Alissa Jones

{P.S sorry for no pics, and I will work on my other blogs too.}

After "It's been a while"

Well, here since, I did blog yesterday, is what happened the rest of the day after 11 AM. 

The Day:

So, I never said sorry, and things may have gotten worse… for reasons unknown. But I stayed after school, with my friend Zoe, one of my all time besties!! 

My nanny called me and said I had to go home, 'cus we had to go "pick up my dad". This weekend he told us we were going to the Hamptons in NY, and we got to the airport my dad's roommate just dropped us off. As we waited for my dad, my nanny told us we were just gonna take a train home. Then she pulled out two suitcases, we were only going for the weekend?

My dad came and told us we were going to Disneyland in California, and that we were going with some of my family!! (^^^me and my nanny when my dad told me and my little sister^^) I was so shocked! We got on the 6 hour flight, and landed at 10:30. Then we took a two hour drive to get to my grandma'a house. I literally crashed when my head hit the pillow. And Saturday, tomorrow/today (since I'm blogging this on Saturday) my family is coming and we are going to our beach house that my dad rented! 

The Quote: 

You saw my quote of the day on my last blog post so go check it out! :) 

The Realization: 

My life in some ways has been hard, and the fact that I'm getting an 8 day break from my school and stuff makes me just a little bit happier.

The Struggle: 

I can barely sleep on planes. I mean I can take power naps but not for the whole trip, meanwhile the rest of the people with me, my nanny, my dad, and my little sister, were all passed out. I tried but I just couldn't sleep. And then my ears started popping!! I hate it when they do that! And then they keep popping until like never! uggggghhhhh! 

The Answer: 

So for sleeping on planes, if you know you can't sleep on planes than take a nap before your flight, especially when your flight gets in late or your taking a redeye. For the ears popping, you should always chew gum at take off and landing to prevent the ear popping. If they are popped plug your nose, plug one ear and blow! That should help.  

~Alissa Jones   

Last Weekend

Last week, just so you guys know, I went to DC with my dad, my uncle, my nanny, and my little sister. We went for my dad's work, he a VP at Macy's for Women's Active, Women's Coat, and Women's Swimwear. We also went because my dad and uncle were running a Nike Women's Half Marathon. 

The Day/Weekend:

So we got in late on Friday and I shared a hotel room with my nanny and I bugged her so much, it was hilarious. Then the next day we went to the race to the Nike Expoticue, I think that's how you spell it, and my dad presented a 10,000 dollar donation from Macy's to a cancer foundation sponsoring Nike. When walked it censored you. 

Examples: 

Top: My dad Dustin 

Bottom: My uncle Nate 

Before my dad presented the check, he told us it would only be 5-10 minutes of a wait. WE WAITED FOR A WHOLE FREAKIN HOUR! Then my dad had to go look at some stores so Morgan, my nanny, and I took a bike ride to some monuments. 

Top:Morgan

Then we saw and conquered the Washington Momument. 

Top: Morgan-photo Creds moi

Bottom: Moi- photo Creds Morgan

Then on Sunday we went to the run, and saw my dad finish with Nate. 

Then we met up with my dad's team for work and took some I took pics. 

We left DC after that. :) 

I don't remember the quote or anything like that. 

~Alissa Jones